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Friday, September 27, 2013

Did GTA V become more girly?

I've been playing the game for a short time, but for the time being I drive around Los Santos to discover landmarks and take photos like any hipster would. As I'm driving around in my convertible, I noticed that my radio would start blasting out music by All Saints, Rihanna and even Fergie?! The soundtrack  selection in the GTA series always left me a little puzzled in their editor's music taste.
Any whoozle, another thing I wanted to point out was the little gems hidden all over the city. One of the landmarks that stood out to me the most was the pink Malibu beach house right outside of the shrink's office.
Doesn't this look familiar?
It's the Barbie House Goddammit!

I'm really surprised that the developers included this iconic home in their game. I have to scope out more of the city to see what else I can find.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Rick Owens Spring 2014: A statement or a joke...

Rick Owens is usual for previewing distressed leather and goth looks on the runway, but his recent show is completely off from the previous ones. I am a firm believer in creative integrity and expression, but this is just a JOKE. How can his models present himself in that way? I'm not making remarks about their weight or the color of their skin, but damn what's with all of the ugly faces? This is just plain gross. I HATE THIS. I can't even pay attention the clothing because the models make me angry. 

What a shame to the plus size community....SHAME ON YOU, RICK OWENS!

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Why the next season of Shahs of Sunset needs to be here....

G.G. is a crazy bitch who is a ticking time bomb. Im afraid of the guy who has sex with her once in a while.

Mercedes is old, a mess and she looks like a Russian Grandma at times, She's the ultimate definition of a Hot Puta.

Reza, Freddy Mercury's second cousin and the Star of this shit show.

Asa, hairy and delusional: But because she thinks she's so hot, it's so entertaining to see her wear skin tight outfits and walk around like she owns the universe.

In a sense the show is an exploitation of Persian culture, but it's not a derogatory because the cast are constantly paying homage to their values (Even if that means buying Loubotins and Rolls Royce), they are all about family and expressing their traditions in different ways.

Brandon Boyd's new music video is saucy!!! ME GUSTA

He may be thin and scrawny, but there is something so sensual about him in this video. He makes a milk bath look sexy and usually that used for old folks who has peeling irritated skin with purple veins all over. Aside from the gross image I made you guys visualize, the video actually has a lot of potential to bring more attention to Brandon's music career.
Check it out below:

Sunday, September 22, 2013

65th Annual 2013 Emmy's: The only thing I looked forward to was the fashion of course.


I could give two shits about who won what: it's about who wore what...Duh!

Keirnan Shipka is Delpozo

Cute. Appropriate for the age, but to be honest there should be more flowers on the skirt. It's doesn't look finished at all. 

Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren

The royal blue is really rich and sultry. It works for this girls lack of personality, but she looks beautiful.

Alyson Hannigan in Marchesa

Good color. The bottom is a bit, cheap looking maybe a bracelet would help this look. Maybe next year, gurl.

Christina Hendricks in Christian Siriano

TITS! I mean, okay this is pretty much the same shit she does every year. I want to see something new.

Connie Britton in Naeem Khan

Good idea, but not the right execution. I understand that velvet is difficult to manipulate without making it look thick or awkward, but the overall silhouette is too boxy for her figure.

Heidi Klum in Versace

Heidi, get your roots down now! Don't you have any gay friends telling you the truth about that gross hair?! The dress is magnificent, but the hair throws the whole look off. At least do a top bun or something. 

Jessica Pare in Oscar de la Renta

Ah! OSCAR! I live for this color. She needs some heavier earrings or maybe a thin necklace, The shoes somehow work. The hair is meh. Too pedestrian looking.

Julianne Hough in Jenny Packham

I'm not digging the sheer look on her, but I guess that's the point of the look. She's too american, and too boring for my taste.

Julie Bowen in Zac Posen

She doesn't need that clutch in front of her. The dress is too beautiful. Put an accessory in the hair or something!

Kaley Cuoco in Vera Wang

This deep oxford blood is perfect. The hair needs just a little more volume, but this look is a knock out standard for the Emmy's.

Kelly Osbourne in Jenny Packham

It's either the wrong hair or the wrong dress. I cant make it out. 

Kerry Washington in Marchesa

I don't see the ribbon on the waist as a flattering detail. It's too much. She;s starting to look like a saloon girl.

Laura Dern in Naeem Khan

Great color. Great dress, the cutout of the back SUCKS. Just like how your hands and neck show your true age, so does your back...

Lena Dunham in Prada

She looks tall...(I'm really trying to be nice). The hair could be different at least. The pattern of the dress could be more refined.

Mayim Bialik

This color should be her best friend. Pretty old school, but I'm not expecting much from her. Good effort.

Michelle Dockery in Prada

The color block works, but the bottom is way too heavy. And the hair needs to be more chic and less Barbara Bush.

Rose Byrne in Calvin Klein

I'm not really into Minimalism (aka just a reason for a designer to be lazy), but her skin tone and that dress. She's looks so milky and smooth like a dove soap bar.

Zosia Mamet in Honor

Why do her tits like tanning eye goggles. The pattern is quite fun, but the top ruins the whole look.

Zoey Deschanel in J. Mendel

Quite possibly her best look. I'm glad this is just a photo of her and not a Gif or else I would shoot myself if I had to see one more awkward pose or facial expression from her.

Melissa Rauch

The color is quite sexy, but the more I look at it the more I notice that she is too pale for that saturation of color. 

Tina Fey in Narciso Rodriguez

Hot mamma! Dat body. I'm so happy she didn't go with black this year. 

Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

Here's the thing. Same silhouette, same hair. BORING. We get it, she has a great body, but she doesn't explore her fashion sense at all. I guess she doesn't have to since she's the real version of the Colombian Jessica Rabbit.

The Echelon of the Fashion Universe: Who's more important at the moment?

So according to, there is a complete universe of designers, models, editors, celebrities photographers, PR people and socialites who all rank in importance of what goes on in the Fashion Industry. To be honest, the whole layout looks like the map of Dante's Inferno aka Hell: The deeper into the circle, the more you discover the higher ruling. Just kidding! I'm only going to pay attention to the Designers layout because socialites and celebrities come and go. 

Note: Inside of the portals, there is no numerical order just a list made.

Here are the lists:


Portal 1 (The deepest circle)

 Alberta Ferretti
Roberto Cavalli
 Prabal Gurung
 Jonathan Saunders
Ralph Lauren

Portal 2 (Second Ring)

 Dolce & Gabbana
Marc Jacobs
 Victoria Beckham
 Michael Kors
3.1 Philip Lim

Portal 3 (Third Ring)

Alexander McQueen
Giorgio Armani
Zac Posen
Anthony Vaccarello
 J. Crew

Portal 4 (Fourth Ring)

Donna Karen
Thom Browne
. Tommy Hilfiger
 Rebecca Minkoff
 Oscar de la Renta
 Tory Burch
 Derek Lam

Portal 5 (Fifth Ring)

John Galliano
Stella McCartney
Proenza Sschoeler
 Diane Von Furstenberg
Bottega Veneta
Manolo Blahnik
Band of Outsiders

If you wanna check out the other rings of fire, I mean the universe of fashion check out:

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Make Up Confessions from a Rookie.

Make up does a lot for women. It boosts your confidence, it hides your unwanted flaws and completely defines the best parts of your face. Like any skill a women should attain like knowing how to do your hair, staying in some kind of shape, developing a fashion sense and learning to how to become the best version of themselves. Make up is essential for every women and men (Sorry guys, I forgot), but it's so difficult to pick up those skills when you are less skilled than a child smearing lipstick all over his/herself.  It's difficult and embarrassing to even put on make up for any occasion, but you do your best to imitate a Youtube Beauty Guru and paste some cheap makeup on your face.

So tonight's the night to experiment with makeup for a party. Yay! I usually give myself the whole day to get ready.

As we all know, Make up is easy and quick to do and only the experts can do the smokey eye in less than 5 minutes.

And you wouldn't want to go to a place bare faced because people are cruel sometimes.

So here we go. Let's hope I don't fuck up.

And don't forget about all the pretty girls who will give you shit for looking like a raccoon....

So...How can I pull this off?

This is what I want to look like in my head.

This is what I end up doing. I never remember to let my face cook after applying foundation.

Why do the other girls make it look so easy?!!!

You  start over and over until you cried your eyes out about how useless you feel.

But something in you says to Fuck the world and do your own thing.

So you go back to feeling confident.

But first, let's watch a few Make up tutorials...

Since these people can teach years of experience under 20 minutes.

And of course you own every expensive make up brand to follow up with the self taught gurus.

I can just leave the house and call my look haute couture.

You are afraid to look at how much of a mess you are every time you see your reflection.

In the end, push the prettiest girl onto the floor and be the loudest in the room.